Nzira Yokuseka Nayo Iwe Paunenge Uine Hanya Kufunganya
Kunyadzisa kunogona kushandiswa kugadzirisa kusawirirana uye kuwana humwe rufaro muupenyu hwezuva nezuva. Kunyangwe nyaya dzehutano hwepfungwa hazvisi nyaya inoseka, zvinyorwa zvinonakidza, anecdotes uye zvinotyisa nezvekunyara, kushungurudzika kwevanhu uye kutaura kwevanhu zvinogona kuunza zvimwe zvinyorwa kune imwe nyaya inorema.
Kana iwe uchitambura nehutano hwehupfumi hwevanhu , hunogona kutadzisa mafungiro kuti uite zvimwe zvinonakidza iwe pachako kuburikidza nemajee aya, silly puns uye mazwi anonakidza.
Ita kuti uverenge, uye ona kana chimwe chezvizvi chichikuita kuti utye.
Celebrity Jokes
Pasi pane majee anotaurwa nevanozivikanwa nezvekutya kwemashure uye kutaura kwevanhu.
Jerry Seinfeld paVanhu Vanotaura:
Maererano neongororo dzakawanda, nhamba yevanhu yekutya inotaura pachena . Nhamba mbiri ndiyo rufu. Rufu nhamba mbiri. Izvozvo zvinonzwika here? Izvi zvinoreva kune munhu akaenzana, kana iwe uchienda kumariro, iwe uri nani kunze kwekatekiti kunze kwekuita eulogy. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Robert De Niro paFumbling Actors:
Mumwe mutambi akanga asiri mubasa kwemakore gumi nemashanu nokuti aigara akanganwa miganhu yake. Zvadaro rimwe zuva akatumira foni kubva kumutungamiriri uyo aida kuti ave nechikamu chikuru mumutambo. Zvose zvaaifanira kutaura zvaiti "Hark! Ndinonzwa kaninoni ichiomba! Mushure mekunyanya kunetseka mutambi akafunga kutora chikamu. Kuzaruka usiku kwakasvika, uye paakanga akamirira mumapapiro, mutambi wacho akazviti "Hark! Ndinonzwa kaninoni ichiomba! Hark! Ini ndinonzwa cannon ichidanidzira! "Nguva yekupinda mushure yakauya uye semuitevedzeri akaita chitarisiko chake, akanzwa ruzha rukuru! Akatendeuka ndokubva ati," Chii icho gehena chaiva icho? " ~ Robert De Niro
Silly Puns
Pasi pane mashoma mashoma anotsvaga nezvemitsipa, kutya kwepakati uye kunyara.
Mubvunzo: Chii chiri pasi pegungwa uye chinodedera zvakawanda?
A: Kutya kunotyisa!
Mubvunzo: Unombotanga kutya here?
A: Aiwa, ini handityi nhandare. Ndivateereri vanondishungurudza.
Mubvunzo: Chii chinyara chinonyadzisa?
A: Ndinoshuva dai ndaiva boulder duku
Funny Quotes
Pasi pane urongwa hwemashoko anonakidza pamusoro pekutaura kwevanhu.
Vanoti vanhu vanotya kutaura kwevanhu vakawanda kupfuura ivo veyoka. Izvo hazviita seine pfungwa. Ndinoreva, iwe hausi kuona munhu achifamba achipfuura, achidanidzira achiti, "Cherechedza!
Uropi hwemunhu hunotanga kushanda nguva yawakaberekerwa uye hauzomira kusvikira iwe ukasimuka kuti utaure pachena. ~ George Jessel
Kune mhando mbiri dzevatauri: avo vanotya uye avo vanoreva nhema. ~ Mark Twain
Pane zvinhu zviviri zvakaoma kukunda kutaura mushure mokudya-kwekudya : kukwira rusvingo rwakarerekera kune iwe nekutsvoda musikana anonamatira kubva kwauri. ~ Winston Churchill
Izvi zvinongova zvishomanana majee anonakidza, puns, uye zvinyorwa zvekuti iwe utange. Mukuwedzera kune kunyora kunonakidza pamusoro pekushungurudzika kwevanhu, panewo mapikicha anotora nguva dzimwe nguva inonakidza yekuva nehanya nevanhu. Pasi pane ruzivo kana uchida kutarisa mamwe emakonti anosetsa: Cartoon Stock: Social Anxiety
Memes yakatowedzera kuInternet nezvekushungurudzika kwevanhu. Tarisa kunze: The Best of Socially Awkward Penguin.
Kupfuura zvimwe zvose, kuseka pamusoro pehutano hwehutano hwevanhu hunofanirwa kufungidzira kushorwa kwakave kwakabatana nechirwere ichi chepfungwa.
Jokes kana mapikicha zvinokurudzira kuparadzana zvakanyanya, kusanzwisisana kana kuregererwa kwevaya vane kushungurudzika kwevanhu kunofanira kudziviswa.
Pakuguma, avo vane chirwere vanonyatsokodzera pakugadzira kuseka, nokuti kunyanya kuzviseka kunogamuchirwa nguva dzose. Kudzidza kuseka pamusoro pemamiriro ako ezvinhu uye kukanganisa kwaunoita munzira kunogonawo kubatsira panguva yekurapa yakadai sokufungisisa -tsika yekurapa kana mishonga.
Shoko Rinobva
Unofungei? Iwe une majee makuru pamusoro pekunyara, kushungurudzika kwevanhu munzanga , kutaura kwevanhu, kutya kwemaitiro kana zvimwe zvemagariro evanhu kana kutya kwekuita ?
Kana zvakadaro, zvichida iwe unogona kugovana navo nemhuri yako neshamwari senzira yekuzarura kukurukurirana pamusoro pezvauri kunzwa uye kuti kushungurudzika kwevanhu munzanga kwakakanganisa hupenyu hwako hwezuva nezuva. Sezvaunogara uchiita, kana uine kushushikana kwakanyanya kwepakati penyika kunopesana nehupenyu hwako hwezuva nezuva, iva nechokwadi chekutsvaga mazano evakadzi kana iwe usati watoita saizvozvo.
Sources
Tsvaga Mashoko. Utambi Hwevanhu Vanotaura Kutaura.
Grinning Planet. Mashoko Akanaka Pamusoro Pevanhu Kutaura.
Vanotsigira Upenyu. Stage Kutya Jokes.
Metafilter. Jokes Nekutya.
Top Stuff. Jokes.