Leslie's Quit Story
Mazuva okutanga ekurega kusvuta hazvisi nyore, uye pfungwa inowanzoshanda nguva yakawanda ichiedza kutiita kuti tifute.
Mutsva wekutanga-kusvuta Leslie anogovera kurwisana kwaakatsungirira sezvaaifunga kwenguva yakareba uye zvakaoma pamusoro pokupenya kwevhiki imwe chete.
Kubva Leslie:
Ndakaita imwechete vhiki imwe isina kusvuta uye ini ndine simba nekusava nekutenda. Kunyange zvazvo ndichinzwa ndakanyarara usiku, munguva pfupi yapfuura, ndakasvibiswa nechipikirwa ichi chitsva chezuva idzva.
Ini ndakanyorera chinyorwa kuimba kune redhiyo kuti handina kukwanisa kusvika kwenguva refu, kwenguva refu. Ndiri kukwezva , asi kwete sezvandaifunga kuti ndinoda.
Mangwanani ano zvakanga zvakaoma, zvisinei. Ndaida chaizvo utsi . Ndine vashoma vakasiyiwa muhomwe pamusoro pefriji. Shamwari yangu Geo yaida kuti ini ndivakande kunze (iye akashanda mubasa iri, uye kurega kusvuta mwedzi pamberi pangu), asi pfungwa yeiyo yakanga yakawandisa kutakura.
Ndakaenda kune firiji uye ndakasimudza maziso angu kumusoro kwenzvimbo chaiyo yandakanga ndichidzivirira kwevhiki imwechete. The nico-lair. Pano pavakange vakavata zvakasara mubhokisi ravo, sezvirikushaya chakaipa. Zvechokwadi, ipapo ivo vaiva. Zvose zvakakwana zvakachena uye zvakagadzikana, zvichinyatsocherechedza mubhokisi ravo rekuti, kutarisa kamwechete zvese stoic uye zvinotambudza.
Vangadai vakandibatsira kuburikidza nekudaro , ndakafunga. Vakandifukidza uye vakandivanza kubva kune dzimwe nguva dzinotyisa dzehupenyu. Nguva dzakaita sekusangana nevanhu vatsva, vachindibatsira kuti ndione kusvibiswa uye kupora apo chaizvoizvo ndainzwa ndichizvifunga uye ndine nyadzi.
Icho chaicho chetsiyiti cheputi, rusvingo rwehutu hunopinza chinyorwa chinobudirira pakati pangu nenyika.
Ndakanga ndisingazivi kuti fodya yakawanda yakaiswa sei pakati pangu neni.
Saka ipapo ivo vaiva. Takanga tave tichipfuura nepakati pamwe chete. Ini ndakanyatsogadzirisa pati uye ndakashamisika kana ndaifunga chaizvo kuti ndinogona kusvuta.
Chimwe chezvinhu zvandakanga ndambofunga kuti ndakanga ndisisipo zvaiva zvokushandisa kusvuta. Mhete dzegoridhe dzakarema, fodya dzandinoyeuka Amainini Olive (avo vaiita saJoan Crawford) vachizununguka, sezvo miromo yake yakatsvuka yerubhi yakaputira utsi mumoto. Ndakanga ndichiri kukanganwa kufa kwake pa 51 kubva pane chirwere chinosvuta-fodya , ndakanga ndarasikirwa nemararamiro angu asina kunaka.
Kwakanga kune dzakawanda zvakanyanya kupora lighters kunze, zvakare! Mvura inopenya iyo yakavhenekera, sirivha ine etchings, nguruve dzakaita mhino dzemoto, maruva ane makungwa, mitambo yemitambo, mavara emapfungwa. Zvose zvakagadzirwa nerunako rwavo kutiita kuti tiite zvinhu zvinotyisa uye zvinotyisa zviripo zviripo kuvanhu.
Hmmm. Ndakabudisa imwe uye ndikaifuta. Musanganiswa wechishuvo nekunyangadza. Yakanga yakandibata ndiri nhapwa kwemakore akawanda kudaro, ikandikomberedza kunze kwekunze kwechando, asi avo vairwara vakaramba vachidziya mumba uye vaitarisa neni netsitsi, uye vamwe nekunzwira tsitsi. Yakanga yandiita kuti ndive nechinotyisa sezvo dutu remvura rakasvika nekuda kwekutya kubuda uye nekuwedzera muchitonho. Ndakanga ndapedza fodya dzangu pazvipisa zvinopisa pandakanga ndava kunze kwechiedza chechiedza - kusiya zvikamu zvekupisa zvinonhuwira pane zvezvinhu. Ndakanga ndayedza fodya munyika yose, mutauro weTurkey, Chirungu neFrench, fodya muAustralia, Italy neSpain.
Takanga tagara pasi pose pamwe chete.
Ndinoyeuka chimwe chiitiko muLondon pandakanga ndiri pane zuva. Zuva rangu raiva negofu gasi muimba yake. Ndaida chiedza uye ndakanga ndisingakwanisi kuwana mimwe. Ndakakotamira pane zvandaifunga kuti yaiva sexy sexy pose kuti ndivhenekese fodya yangu pamoto wake ... kechipiri gare gare pane iyi WHOOOSH neni takanzwa kupisa pachiso changu. My eyelashes yakave yakashata uye ndakaona zvinhu zvakasvibiswa zvakashata sezvakaita webs zvakanga zvichitenderera kumunhu wangu. Mhino dzangu dzakazara ne-acrid hwema uye ndakazoona ipapo kuti ndakatora tad zvakare pedyo! Ndakamhanyira kuchionioni kuti ndione kuti bvudzi rakapiswa sei! Whew!
Kwete zvakawanda, thanks zvakanaka. My date was alas, in hysterics on the floor. Zvakawanda zvevampu mukati mangu.
Uye ikozvino, ndakanga ndadzokera mukicheni yangu ndichicherechedza mafambidzani angu. Ndakaunza mumwe munyoro kumiromo yangu uye ndakataura nayo. 'Unobhowa!' , Ndakati, 'Ndinoreva zvakakomba ... ndinoonga nekuda kwezviyeuchidzo, asi uri kunditadzisa chaizvo. Iwe unofanira kuenda ikozvino, nokuti ndinoda kurarama upenyu hurefu uye hune hutano. Ini ndanyatsonzwa ndakaneta nekurwadziwa, kupenga, kunyara uye kuneta. Saka, ona ya! '... uye ipapo ndakaipwanya. Ipapo ndakavabudisa vose kunze, ndikavabvambura kusvika kune shreds, ndikavaisa mumarara, ndokudururira mvura pamusoro pemakumbo akaputsika.
Ndiani anoda shamwari dzinoyedza kukuuraya iwe?
Vakandinyengedza kwenguva yakareba kwazvo, iyo inodhaka iyo inondiita kuti ndifunge utsi hwavo hwebhuruu hunozorodza, zvinongoderedza kushuva, hazviiti, uye hazvina kundinyaradza. Iyo yave ichangobva vhiki, uye ikozvino mwoyo wangu unorova zvishoma nezvishoma pane racy, jerkiness yandakamboona manheru. Zvakanaka, shamwari.
Zvimwe kubva kuna Leslie: Replacement Therapy
Leslie ari kudzidza kutaura kwekusvuta kusvuta, uye iwe unogonawo, kana iwe uri mutsva yekurega kusvuta. Tora iwe zuva rimwe chete nyore pane imwe nguva uye nyora tsamba yakanaka kunyorera, kana iwe uchida. Iwe unogona kushamisika kuti unobatsira zvakadini.